Yesterday's News Today: Abortion Edition

The Manhattan Lawyer passes along this brilliant bit of reporting from the Yale Daily News. Brilliant because both sides could conceivably come out thinking the reporter was on their side. Bracketed comments are mine:

Students who walked into WLH 119 on Tuesday night were greeted with models of the female pelvis complete with fallopian tubes, cervixes, vaginas — and papayas on which to perform mock abortions.

[Okay, that's gross. Or educational!]

In commemoration of the 1973 Roe v. Wade Supreme Court decision, the 35th anniversary of which is this month, the Reproductive Rights Action League at Yale (RALY), in conjunction with Yale Medical Students for Choice, demonstrated different abortion methods and techniques, answered questions students had about the procedures and encouraged students to be active in abortion-rights groups during last night’s presentation. The presentation was part of a week-long celebration of the 35th anniversary of the landmark decision.

[Straight dope. No read either way.]

“I’m here to talk about what happens after you get past the picket lines,” Merritt Evans MED ’09, a member of Yale Medical Students for Choice, told the assembled crowd of about 15 students.

[Okay, maybe it's just me, but 15 doesn't sound like a particularly large number, considering that two different organizations put the event together. I'm wondering if there were more presenters than attendees. But then, abortion is legal and normative, so maybe people don't feel the urgency.]

The presenters began by showing the students different surgical tools used during different stages of a pregnancy and ticking off statistics about the safety and number of abortions performed in the United States. Eighty-five percent of counties in America do not have any abortion providers, Evans said.

[That's pretty amazing. That means that 15% of counties are aborting something like 4,000 pregnancies a day.]

Evans and Rasha Khoury MED ’08, another member of Medical Students for Choice, who said she plans to become a gynecologist and expects to perform abortions, went on to describe one of the most common abortion procedures, manual vacuum aspiration, which “creates suction to evacuate pregnancy,” Evans said. The technique is a good option because the device involved is reusable and relatively cheap, she said.

[How do you evacuate pregnancy? You don't. You evacuate the uterus, ending the pregnancy. Is the reporter highlighting doublespeak?]

“It’s not as scary as it seems. It’s just blood and mucus,” Khoury said, referring to the fetus remains in the device. She added, “You’ll be able to see arms and stuff, but still just miniscule.”

[Arms and stuff. Stuff like heads and legs and torsos. And if there's arms and stuff, it's not "just blood and mucous. But miniscule, so it's okay!]

Evans and Khoury also explained the finer points of abortion-clinic etiquette, including some potentially sensitive terminology. Khoury said physicians performing abortions generally refer to the aborted fetus remains as “POC,” an acronym for “product of conception,” and refer to fetus’ hearts as “FH.”

[Oh, don't tempt me. The acronym game would get ugly, and fast.]

The most complicated part of the procedure can be the emotional fallout some patients experience, she said.

“Often times, women are crying and cursing and saying they’re going to hell,” Khoury said. “It may be a quick and easy medical procedure, but it definitely is a very involved social-medical procedure.”

[Holy crap! This seems rather a major admission.]

The presenters also urged the crowd to become involved in the abortion-rights movement by joining Reproductive Health Externships, a campaign in which volunteers are taught how to conduct abortions.

[VOLUNTEERS? HELLO?]

“It’s fun because you meet people from all over the country who do them,” Khoury said. “It’s pretty inspiring.”

[FUN?]

The ethical implications of abortion may be a topic of endless debate, but Elizabeth Kim ’11, who attended Tuesday night’s meeting, said she remains unsure of where she stands on the issue.

“I wanted to learn about the scientific and medical process before I can make any conclusions about the ethics,” she said. “It disturbed me how quick and clean the procedure is, because it is a big deal.”

The week’s events began with the showing of a documentary about abortion Monday and will end Saturday with a performance by the all-female comedy group the Sphincter Troupe.

[Okay, see, this is where I decide that the reporter is on my side. There was no real need to have the article end with the words "Sphincter Troupe." That was an editorial choice, one that provides a delightful bit of context. Unless it doesn't!]